Warning!  This source code is kludgey.  We know it.  We wrote it quickly
for fast cheap results.  I just didn't want you to think that this is
the normal quality of code we put out, 'cause it's not.  We generally
win all kinds of awards for the Most Beautiful Source and Bestly Formatted
Code Ever.  Actually we don't, but our code is often better looking than
this stuff is.  We promise.