This is a work-in-progress. Totally incomplete, but hopefully useful enough to have live.
Please keep in mind this is an alpha-quality document. If you have corrections, I'd love to hear them, but understand that even I might not have read that part of the guide yet. There are glaring errors! Additionally, I might not know what I'm talking about when it comes to something! So e-mail me!
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Clone the whole thing from GitHub and follow the README.